Knowing Myself Through Quizzes

Back when I was snotty little teenager, I had several magazine subscriptions to Snotty Little Teenager Magazines. My two favorite parts of the magazines were the quizzes and the horoscope. Now, with the magical help of the internet, I can take quizzes whenever I want. So thought I would learn about myself through quizzes. Here is what i learned:

1. I am 24% evil.
2. My birthdate tells me the following things:
I tend to be a the rock in relationships - people depend on me. Thoughtful and caring, I often put others needs first. I'm not content to help those you know... I want to give to the world. An idealist, I strive for positive change and dream about how much better things could be. My strength: My intuition; My weakness: I put yourself last; My power color: Rose; My power symbol: Cloud; My power month: June
3. I should be a politician when I grow up.
4. I act like I am 32 years old.
5. In regards to my heart: I am attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, I feel the most alive when my lover is creative and never lets me feel bored. I'd like my lover to think I am optimistic and happy. I would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. My ideal relationship is lasting. I want a relationship that looks to the future... one I can grow with. My risk of cheating is zero. I care about society and morality. I would never break a commitment. I think of marriage as something precious. I'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
6. In a past life I was a kind Fortune Teller who lived in Quebec and died from dysentery.
7. My perfect date is at the Mall.
8. I rock at being a friend. I know how to give to the relationship and that's important for maintaining a strong bond.
9. I am a Great Guy Reader. Fat lot of good it's done me.

So, accurate or not? Do you know me better than the computer quizzes.