1. Give him something to chew on, like a bone, or his owners shoes, er something.
2. Introduce him to "Frogger."
3. Tranquilizer darts.
4. Lull him to sleep with the dulcet tones of my singing voice (I don't care what you say, K)
5. Give him a huge bowl of peanut butter to eat.
6. Buy him his very own muzzle.
7. Turn on Wishbone. Maybe one of his Austen ones. Because who, even an annoying little yippy dog, is not entertained by Wishbone?
8. Give him a big bowl of water.
(Just keep in mind, she's housebroken, as K's coworker assures us)
Note: the woman laughing hysterically behind the camera is K
9. Shoot him with a squirt gun.
10. Distract my neighbor while he makes his get-away. Be free, little doggy!
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