Living with someone, you get to find out what words what years they use over and over and over. For me, it's words like ghetto, and seriously, and for crying out loud. For K, it is other words. I urge you to add these words to your own vocabulary, as they will make your life richer.
1. Dirty bird. Referring to people with naughty thoughts, or sometimes skeezy men.
2. Coo. As in "that's coo." She texts it that way too. I'm proud to report that she does NOT text "kewl." Dorkiest text slang ever. It doesn't even shorten the amount of buttons to be pressed. And 31 year-old men should not be using it. It's a clear indication that they still think they are 19, even though they are clearly not (I can say this because said man is one of the "I don't read blogs" people, and will therefore occassionally be the subject of my ridicule on my blog, since he won't read it. Not that I'm bitter.").
3. NASTY. Can be referring to food, inappropriately dressed people (read: people with things hanging out that shouldn't be), undesirable smells, and things dirty birds do and say.
Those are the three that come readily to mind. Mind you, I've only talked to her once in the last week, seeing as how I've been on my Magical Trip to Orlando.
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Dirty Bird is also a fun way of saying Red Robin. As in, "I love the mozzarella (sp?) sticks at the Dirty Bird!"
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