Things I don't miss about college:
1. Community laundry rooms. Seriously, who steals laundry? Because they forced me to spend hours sitting on top of my dryer studying. And that makes me cranky.
2. Math. I don't use it anymore. They lie when they say you will need it in life. Math only gives you ugly news. Like, you're broke. Or, you have one sock too few. Or, the dam in the valley is going to bust wide open. True story. So I just don't use it. Who needs to know when they don't have money? Not me. What's that you say? There's a flood coming? Why must we always focus on the negative?
3. Being poor. Oh, wait....
4. Going into a test feeling smart and coming out stupid. Science, I'm talking to you.
5. Unfailingly having the roommate who attracts the guy I have a crush on. Not a problem any more. Not too many prospects going on round these parts. Although K has a following I enjoy observing trip over themselves to get her attention.
Still, life was so simple back then. I think I'll go back to college.*
*reference to Avenue Q that I will not post a link to, not being willing to take responsibility for a few racey lines. Youtube at your own risk, peoples. I have the edited version. (Can I get a Holla for censorship, here, people?)
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