I Hate Plastic Spider Rings.

Let me tell you why. When I was five (okay I don't know how old I was but it was before I moved and my sister makes fun of me for thinking everything happened when I was five), I was wearing one of those little plastic spider rings around Halloween. I remember I was standing on our front porch, and my sister and her friend decided to educate me on those rings. They told me they were real spiders with wax over them made into rings. And while I'm pretty sure I told them I didn't believe them, I pretty promptly removed the spider ring. I've never been able to wear them since. That's right, Amie, you scarred me for life!