How to Write Good With Grammar

When your writing an announcment with which to inform about people information, here's some tips.

1. Make statements brief, short, to the point, and above all, not repetitive at all, ever.
Sample: "We've come up with this little pumpkin attached to this sheet that will help let the community kids know where they can knock on which doors to trick or treat at, and these are large enough to be visible from teh ground floor so they don't have to climb 3 sets of stairs if not needed."

2. Use, lots, of, commas?
Sample" And hopefully if any neighboring kids in the area come onto the property that will help them too, not to knock on every door, just the ones with pumpkins, once they get the idea."

3. WRITE IN ALL CAPS TO SVE SPCE!
Sample: "THE CLBHSE. WILL BE CLOSED AT 6PM Fri. Oct. 31st due to the staff taking their kids out trick or treating also.

4. When-in-doubt, hyphen-ate.
Sample "Thank-you."

5. Never should you ever deliver your notes that you write yourself at all, but instead, you should have some poor kid pass them out, so nobody will see you, and since they don't, they can keep guessing which one of you people out there in the office, where you work, has the talent which is a blessing for writing stuff like this sometimes.