As you prepare to vote this fall, here are some Very Important Facts you might want to consider:
1. I am most likely to vote for your preferred candidate/party if you send me forwards. Be sure that the forwards include facts about the candidate/party that are definitely true, being that they are in a forward. Also, be sure to send me videos about the candidate/party, appealing to my morals and values. Because if the video tells me that the American Way is to vote for your candidate/party, then it must be true. Also make sure to send me the videos that clear up any confusion I might have about what I am religously bound to do. I love those, as I love all forwards. So be sure to send me lots of forwards.
2. As you make your decision, be sure to base your decision on what the newscasters present as their take on what a candidate says, instead of actually reading/listening to what the candidate has to say. This cuts down on the time you have to spend making your decision. It's much more efficient.
3. If, after you have read the forwards and listened to the newscasters, you might want to mosey on over to your friend's place and talk for at least 10 minutes about who they are voting for. Pick your smartest friend, and then just vote how they are voting. Because I'm sure they listened to at least two or three newscasters to form their opinion.
3 comments:
Don't forget to factor in highly informational TV ads in your decision. I try to base my opinion solely upon those. Only a few more days and the madness will be over...
well you know, those are all good ideas to vote for your candidate. Question? Rossi or Gregoire, I cant seam to make up my mind through all the trash talk!
Oh and don't forget to listen to all the entertainment "news" programs to hear what your favorite celebrity has to say about the candidates. Because after all, they are famous and therefore know what's best for all the world.
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