You Know How I'm Really Great? Compliment Me. Now.

You know how people take those silly "what color is my aura," and "how great am I for being born on this date" quizzes? I've decided that really, those quizzes have only one purpose. Read the results of one of my MyFace friends (who never actually acknowledges me, but we're bffl's in her heart, I'm sure):

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing
personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
and loyal.... Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when
restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry
really easily but does not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making
friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams
and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not
outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show
emotions.

And then along with the summary, they post something like, "gosh, I wouldn't say that I was HUMBLE. What do you think guys?" And THEN, all the happy glowy friends post thing like, "Girl, you are the most humble, sexy, honest, and loyal girl I know! I wouldn't say you get angry tho! UR so sweet!". And the love fest goes on. And then someone like me posts something like, "yeah, you are pretty ludicrous." Because I am THAT MyFace friend. And THEN it gets really quiet, during which time all the previous posters are most likely sending secret messages saying, "that Holliberry girl is so harsh, you are not ludicrous, and by the way have you seen my sense of humor anywhere around your place? Haven't seen it in years."

I'm off to take some aura quizzes. Feel free to make some preemptive glowy comments here.