1. Bottle of Evian to parch your thirst.
2. stylish windbreaker to, you know, break the wind and make your butt look good.
3. A Swiss army knife with doodads and whatnots because I hear those are handy in the wilderness and such.
4. A walking stick. Because serious hikers have a walking stick. Specifically one that they bought at a store with varnish and carvings and stuff.
5. A backpack to carry your trail mix, camera, and backup windbreaker for when the first one gets old.
6. Tennis shoes to carry in your backpack for when you get tired of wearing your flip flops.
7. I-phone for the map app.
8. hand-held fan mister.
9. Sunglasses to prevent wrinkles around the eyes.
10. Handy beacon for when you get lonely or bored.
If you don't get why this is the silliest hiking essentials list ever, do NOT plan a hike that requires said beacon. You don't want to win the kind of award they give out for that.
3 comments:
Holy cow! I can't believe how ridiculous some people are! Do these people not realize how expensive and time consuming it is to launch a rescue effort? Yuppie 911 sounds like a real problem for emergency officials.
OMG - this is not in the ten essentials list I have. I guess I'll have to make some revisions...
Nice one!! Love it. One thing I don't get though.... 5:03 AM? Was the internet clock wrong? How is this even a possible time for you to post anything!
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