Best. Tax. Return. Ever.

So it turns out that being mind-bogglingly poor (watching the W-2's and unemployment report roll in only confirmed that it's miraculous I'm not homeless after last year) yielded my highest ever tax return. Truly miraculous considering I didn't withhold anything from my unemployment. Crazy not to withhold, you say? Um, not so much when you consider that I got pretty much the lowest amount allowed for unemployment payments. I really should have lost more weight last year, I tell ya.

What am I doing with all that money, you ask? Paying off bills. Woohoo! All you flat screen TV and juicer buyin' fools enjoy your toys. I'm going to try to lower my anxiety and feel less poor. Only time will tell if I regret not buying a whole new set of shoes. Instead of the one or two pairs I fully intend to buy... they're a necessity, I tell you!