Tuesday, November 9, 2010

My Birthday and What You Should Buy Me

My birthday is less than a month away. I'm just saying. Here are a few practical gifts that you might consider picking up for me. I'm a helper.

1. A vacation home. For when I want to escape from the city. All I ask is that it have nice fireplaces, stellar lighting, insulation that keeps the heat in or the cool or whatever I want, a great TV with Satellite and lots of movies to watch, many acres around it, possibly a horse, at least one river... oh, and it should be in high altitude for some nice snowy winters and beautiful blue-skied summer days. Also a really comfy bed with feathers and stuff. And a very unobtrusive maid to clean things so I don't have to.

2. A new fridge with a good ice maker in it for my apartment. Also a new oven.

3. A microwave. My apartment didn't come with one. Lame.

4. A vacation to Europe. For a month. Or so.

5. Clean my kitchen and unpack it for me. Strangely sitting on my couch coughing up a lung and blogging has not moved me closer to my goal of being entirely unpacked and settled. Go figure.

6. New curtains for my apartment. I don't understand why the ones that came with it are here. They are gross. I need to find out if my landlord is attached to them. If so, he can store them. Gross. Gross. Gross.

7. Ooh, ooh, a kiln and a wheel and clay and stuff for my vacation home. So I can make lots and lots of pottery.

8. Time to catch up at work. Because it may never happen. Blargh.

9. A bookstore. I really should own one.

10. Chocolate. I really want some chocolate right now.

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