I'm blue. Just found out that someone who once called me her best friend just had a huge life event, and this is the first I'm hearing about it.
So what do do when you're blue?
Well, you know how I like a good list. So of course I will make a list:
1. make a list of things to do when I'm blue. Because I find comfort in lists.
2. watch Dirty Dancing. Because nobody puts Baby in a corner.
3. Impulse shop. Because what can be better than retail therapy. I'm suddenly obsessed with unicorns. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately for my bank account) I can't find any good unicorn stuff to buy. Unicorns make me happy, but not ugly unicorns. Which seems to be the only thing people want to sell. Ugly, scary unicorns.
4. eat ice cream. Even though I am lactose intolerant, and it will make my intestine's scream at me later. And of course don't take any lactaid, because that involves getting off the couch. Even though I got off the couch to get the ice cream. I'm doing good here, I say.
5. put books on my "later" list at the library.
2 comments:
I'm sorry. I know I should have told you about the gender reassignment surgery. I just wanted it to be a surprise.
You really should prep me for things like that first, Carrie. I'm just sayin.
word verification: nonoo. As in NO NO, or nanoo, nanoo? I love me some Mork and Mindy.
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