Monday, February 25, 2008

Some of My Favorite Movie Quotes

1. Inconceivable.
2. You keep on saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
3. Build a jacuzzi and we will come, okay.
4. Fester, fester, fester. Rot, rot, rot.
5. Happy: smile. Sad: frown. Use the corresponding word for the corresponding emotion.
6. Oh-oh. Gorgeous. Beautiful. Wish you were here.
7. Now all of China knows you are here (but only if you say it in monotone).
8. Run away!
9. [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
10. What else floats in water? (answers) Bread. Apples. Very small rocks
11. If she weighed the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
12. But why is the rum gone?
13. I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
14. You know what? Feel guilty. Swim in it til your fingers get all pruney.
15. When you do that it gets under my skin and makes me completely insane! (ding, ding, ding)

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, now we will measure how good a friend I am based on how many of these movie quotes I know:

1. Princess Bride
2. Princess Bride
3. Muppets from Space (You tell him, and I will slap you. I will slap you like a bad bad donkey, okay.)
4. French Kiss
5. French Kiss (I think this was on a CD I made you)
6. French Kiss
7. ???
8.I want to say Monty Python because it's a song in Spamalot
9. Monty Python/Spamalot
10. Monty Python
11. Monty Python
12. Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribean
13. Pirates of the Caribean (excellent moment)
14. French Kiss
15. French Kiss

So I think I did pretty good. Here's some for you to try:

J1. So you guys work on Sundays now huh? -It's Wednesday David!
J2. ...It's your little hand! Did the Dry Cleaner have your car?
J3. you don't need Henry to explain
J4. You owe me the sum total of one kiss...with tongues.
J5. You will care very much when your nose swells up.
J6. My little baby's all grown up and...[sniffle]... and savin' China.
J7. I love the sea, so beautiful, so mysterious... so full of fish.
J8. Kimmy?! *kimmy* Kimmy! *kimmy*
J9. I object your honor. -On what grounds? -On the Grounds of Brooklyn
J10. I'm not dancing with you, all right? I'm not dancing with you 'til you dance like you're supposed to!
J11. I found it in the Hedgerow. You have to look 'ard.
J12. One minute we talk of the color of fruit, the next of love. How does that happen?
J13. I'm not saying she was very silly, but one of us was very silly and it wasn't me.
J14. We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.
J15. Well, that makes it necessary for me to stop in again. Matthew 5:39. Don't bother looking it up, it's the bit about the other cheek.

Happy Camper said...

#7 was Mulan, silly! It's the very beginning- that guy I always make fun of who lights the warning torch thingy and then delivers his lippy line to the bad guy in the most monotone voice you have ever heard.

I don't think I have seen all your movies. Here's my best:
J1. Sabrina
J2. Sabrina?
J3. Sabrina
J4. no clue
J5. Sense and Sensibility
J6. Mulan
J7. French Kiss
J8. My Best Friend's Wedding
J9. Guys and Dolls?
J10. Strictly Ballroom
J11. Monty Python and the HOly Grail?
J12. no clue.
J13. Pirates of the Carribean
J14. I can't think of the film but I know this one!
J15. Guys and Dolls

Anonymous said...

You did pretty well yourself.

J3 is from North and South (Not with Patrick Swayze! But with Hottie Richard Armitage). Because it's a dreamy movie and the best part.
J4 is from Vicar of Dibley: A Holy Wholly Happy Ending. I wasn't sure if you'd seen it yet but you should find it to watch it because it's absolutely hilarious, stars the most beautiful man in England, and is all around a good time. You could come to my house and watch it. Here's a sample.
J9 is Newsies.
J11 was North and South again. It was during the most romantic ending ever put on film.
J12 is also from North and South
J13 was from Wives and Daughters. I'm pretty sure I made you a copy of that. Squire Hamley says it about Mrs. Gibson
J14 was Sabrina again.

I like playing guess the movie. :-)

Happy Camper said...

I can't believe I missed North and South! Obviously I need to watch it more. That is so sad. I fail. Also I can't believe I missed Newsies. I knew I had heard that line but I guess it's been too long since I"ve seen that movie. Better pop it in...