1. You spend the whole time on the stair climber and tread mill talking on your phone and totally not out of breath, because your heart rate is, in fact, not raised.
2. You are wearing high heel boots while you do weights.
3. You are in full makeup and your hair is perfectly in place. Because you are obviously not there in search of the perfect body. At least not YOUR perfect body.
4. You leave the gym and proceed to smoke a cigarette before entering your car. Yeah, let's keep our body fat and cholesterol low so we can better enjoy the effects of the lung cancer or emphysema we've long been dreaming of (yes, I know, some of you are smokers... I'm a judger. I judge. That's what I do).
5. You are crabby and your mp3 player dies, leaving you with no other option but to pick apart every other gym patron. Yeah. Me. That's Right.
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Oh dear...So is the mp3 death permanent? Or is it just a case of needing a good recharging? It's so tragic when it completely dies. I was lost when mine had to be sent back to the company I bought it from to be replaced. I was so ecstatic when I got my replacement. I think i did quite an energetic happy dance in my living room.
And good job for going to the gym.
It was just dead because it had been to nashville and back and not been charged. It was feeling unappreciated and neglected. So it went on strike. But it's all better now and it went to the gym with me tonight and did its job.
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