A Brief History of our Holidays

Recent discussion
K: Remind me what month you're going to Florida?
H: President's Day weekend.
K: What month is that?
H: President's Day weekend month...
K: And what month is that?
H: February...
K: I thought that was Martin Luther King month...
H: No, that's January.
K: But February is Black History Month, I know that
H: No, that's January.
K: Are you sure?
H: Nyyyooooo.

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