Me, me, me!

I couldn't think of anything to blog about so I decided to check my horoscope and blog about that. The NY Postone said:

"You will soon get the chance to do something creative, something that gets you noticed, but if, in true Sagittarian fashion, you go over the top you may end up making as many new enemies as you do friends. Follow your star by all means but never forget that your actions affect other people."

Um, no. I don't think that over-the-top creatively quite describes me.

So I kind of struck out with the horoscopes.

The site I best identify with: the one for 13 year old girls. Cosmogirl.

There's even a mood ring test on cosmogirl. I'm blue today. I'm cool and relaxed.

THEN I decided that I needed to find a magic eightball. Then I could ask it questions in order to make important life decisions. I google magic eightball.

Q: Should Wendy and Will move?
A: Outlook not so good. (Totally did not shake the 8 ball 3 times. At all. I don't know what you're talking about.)

Q: Should I move to Paris?
A: Absolutely!

Q: Should I take Advil for my headache?
A: No Way! (Okay, obviously the magic eight ball is on crack.)

Q: Will I get a car for my birthday?
A: Ask again later.

Q: Will I get a car for my birthday?
A: Outlook not so good.

Q: Will I get a car for my birthday?
A: Ask again later.

Q Will I get a car for my birthday?
A: Yes. (Aw, guys, you shouldn't have!)

Q: Will I go back to Paris soon?
A: Absolutely!

Q: Should I go to work tomorrow?
A: Ask again later.

Q: Will I get to go to Disneyland this year?
A: My sources say no. (stupid sources!)

Q: Should I go to work tomorrow?
A: Outlook not so good. (sweet!)

Q: Should this be my last question?
A: Ask again later.

Q: Did Baby Girl rub cookie on the wall?
A: Definitely. (This thing knows all!)

Q: Can I please have a million dollars?
A: My sources say no.

Q: I said please!
A: No way!

Q: Pretty please?
A: Absolutely!

Q: Can we make this my last question?
A: Absolutely!