My Dream Home

I love my house that I live in but I have a few things in mind that I think my roommate KP and I should add to achieve maximum comfort.

1. A hottub. That would be wonderful for my poor back that is one big knot between my shoulder blades and beyond.
2. A towel boy. To fan us when it's hot and fetch us rootbeer and possibly towels for when we emerge from the hottub.
3. A housekeeper. To cook us healthy, flavorful meals, do our laundry, and change lightbulbs.
4. Jacuzzi bathtubs in both our bathrooms. For when the hot tub is too far away and we can only make it the 5 steps to the bathroom.
5. A masseuse. For when the hot tub is just not cutting it.

I'm sure there are more things I could add, but for right now that is all I need in my dream home to make me happy.