Today I need to talk to you about a serious event that is looming in the not-so-distant horizon. As my family and friends, I want you all to be prepared for this undeniable eventuality. Specifically, the world is going to end in three years.
It's true. I googled it. Not only is there an informative movie, but there is this book, this book (which is more about how our global consciousness will change as we change out our calendars, so no death in that one, possibly--sounds pretty far-fetched to me), and this Newsweek article. And clearly, Newsweek is saying we are all going to die. I'm frankly surprised the media is being so irresponsible and not reporting this with the urgency that they should. I would think at least my boyfriend Anderson would.
What do I do, you ask? Why, join the lottery, of course. Space is filling up, as you can see from the handy little graph on the left. There appears to be quite a bit left in North America, but obviously those spaces will go like hotcakes after the informative movie comes out. I know I want to secure my place in the subterranean city in Antartica.*
Also, keep up on your reading. It's good to be informed.
*This site is created by Sony for their movie. Don't get too excited.
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