Friday, June 26, 2009

Important Facts from a Template

So my apartment complex sends out a nice template newsletter each month along with those treasures they type up themselves that I have already quoted from. In it, you can read all kinds of random facts which pretty much have nothing to do with where you live.

Like, did you know that if you have stale chips, you can put them in the microwave for 30 seconds, let them stand for a minute, and they will be crisp again? How handy is that? I don't know if I can bring myself to eat even once-stale chips, because I have a huge aversion to old crackers and chips, but maybe....

Also, strawberries have some of the natural ingredients found in aspirin. So possibly eating some could help that nasty headache!

June 1st is National Go Barefoot Day. Then you clean out your closet and donate your shoes to http://www.soles4souls.org/. I bet they would still take them, even though it's not June 1st. And I give you permission to go barefoot today. Have your boss call me if he/she has any questions (Dizzle I dare you).

Who knew!? (Yes, smarty pants, I'm sure one of you knew at least one of these facts. Go ahead. Brag.)

(facts provided by Illustratus)

1 comment:

Dizzle. said...

Nameless people go shoeless in the office freqently. Or did. Until other nameless people put the smack down. It was a quiet, amusing scandal.